One person asked for it, so I delivered it. Somewhat.
Right now, it’s the booboo-ass default Looker Studio (formerly known as Data Studio) Search Console template with some slight modifications. In the future, when I have the gumption, I’ll draft up a much sexier way to present the GSC data.
There are some limitations, specifically with how data is pulled and displayed in Looker Studio. One of the things I’ll have to figure out at some point is how to obfuscate search queries/landing page URLs so that information could be shown. Even if I changed how the column appeared, anyone with two mouse buttons could right-click and export a CSV of all my precious data.